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Funny Travel Quotes

My favourite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.

 

When you’re trying to save money for a house, but end up with a one-way ticket to some tropical island

 

I wish I was a postcard. For under $2 you can travel the world to any location in the world.

 

Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?

Suncadia Resort

Suncadia Resort *Outside Seattle - Stay Free

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This video is about travel inspiration.  It'll get you ready for some quotes.

Traveling is free, BYE!

If traveling was free, BYE!

 

If travel would be free, you would never see me again. But it isn’t, so….what do we do tonight?

 

Stuck somewhere between “I need to save” and “you only live once”.

 

Friend: Let’s go to Bora Bora. Me: Man, I wanna go, but I’m pora pora.

Lookout Room

Mirror Lake Inn Resort *Lake Placid, NY - Stay Free

Funny Travel Quotes – What’s important

“Most things in life people are worried about, never happen anyway!.”

 

“A journey is measured in friends rather than miles.”

– Tim Cahill

 

“Don’t be a tourist, be a traveler.”

Vu Restaurant

Hyatt Regency Jersey City - Stay Free

 

“Most things in life people are worried about, never happen anyway!.”

 

“A journey is measured in friends rather than miles.”

– Tim Cahill

 

“Don’t be a tourist, be a traveler.”

 

“I want to make memories all over the world.”

 

“Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a tan, fall in love, never return.”

Water Slide Area

Hyatt Regency Hill Country *Near San Antonio & Austin, TX - Stay Free

 

“I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.”

– Caskie Stinnett

 

“I’ve got 99 problems. But I am on vacation and I am ignoring them all!”

 

If travel would be free, you would never see me again. But it isn’t, so….what do we do tonight?

 

If you are going through hell, keep going.

– Winston Churchill

 

A change of latitude would help my attitude.

Get a new Reality

Reality called, so I hung up.

 

Live with no excuses and travel with no regrets.

Pool

Grand Hyatt Nashville - Stay Free

 

The gladdest moment in human life, me thinks, is a departure into unknown lands.

 

Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?

 

A good friend visits you in jail. The best friends sit next to you and say

„that was fun“

Feeling the temptation

The temptation to go to the airport, buy a one-way ticket, leave the country and live on my own has never been so real.

 

I always want to wear flip flops, but my boss doesn’t like it…guess, I’ve to travel then!

Atrium Suite - sitting area

Suite in Hyatt Regency Greenville, SC - Stay Free

 

I always want to wear flip flops, but my boss doesn’t like it…guess, I’ve to travel then!

 

I wish that road trips could pay my bills.

 

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel magazine!

 

I’m here for the fun!

 

Take me to the next beach, like now!

 

“Be strong”, I whisper to my WiFi signal!

Be a Pineapple - Funny Travel Quotes

Be a Pineapple:

“Stand tall,

wear a crown,

and be sweet on the inside”

 

Instead of driving with a Mercedes to work,

I’d rather ride with the bike to the beach.

Balcony View

The Bellevue Hotel *Philadelphia, PA - Stay Free

 

I need a friend I can call in the middle of the night, tell him we have to leave, and the only sentence coming back is “when do we leave?”

 

I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m going. Are you coming with me?

 

At the end of the day…I’d rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, than a full bank account.

 

Do you ever stress about money and then accidentally book another flight?

 

Backpacking is money spent on Education.

 

How can people my age plan spontaneous trips to Thailand, I can barely afford a spontaneous soft pretzel.

Just quit your job & other Funny Travel Quotes

I love when people say “just quit your job and travel.” Taking an Uber from the bar to my home is the only travel I can afford.

 

Go to work. Open computer. Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours. Close computer. Go home.

 

Yeah, working is great…but have you tried travelling.

O Rooftop Bar

The Ambassador Hotel *Oklahoma City - Stay Free

 

Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.

 

Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Don’t be an ironing board.

 

Life is short. Call in sick and book that last minute flight.

 

I feel like most of my work problems could be solved with a trip to…anywhere.

 

I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed to go on a vacay.

 

I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach.

 

I’m a travel addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m headed to the airport.

 

Me travelling. Person: “Un Cafe?” Me: “Oui” Person: “Sucre” Me: “Non” Person: “You speak very good french” Me: “Gracias”

Lobby

Hyatt Regency Cincinnati - Stay Free

Funny Travel Quotes addicted to me

Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is addicted to me?

 

That moment when you’re asked where you got something and you answer with the name of the country, not the name of the store.

 

If you had to choose between true love or travelling the world, which country would you visit first?

 

High five if you don’t know what you’re doing with your life and just want to travel the world.

Oceanfront Studio Suite - One King Bed (plus sofa bed) - Balcony

Hyatt House Virginia Beach - Stay Free

 

Be afraid. And do it anyway.

 

Can we just skip to the part in my life where I travel the world?

 

Live a life you don’t need a vacation from.

 

Work hard. Travel harder.

 

I need a holiday. And by “holiday” I mean I need to move away and find a job. On the beach. With cocktails.

 

 

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